Keeping Avocado Where My Heart Is

Saying I’m obsessed with this magnificent fruit, doesn’t really cover it. I tried to find the perfect word to describe how much love I feel towards avocado, but it doesn’t exist!! Everyone keeps asking me, where all this love is coming from, saying harmful things like: ’’Avocado seriously has zero taste, it’s like eating water in a solid state.’’ Can you imagine how heart breaking that is for me? I don’t know why, maybe I was avocado in my previous life and that’s why that sentence hurts my feelings! ?

Many people doesn’t like avocado and I finally found out why! HUMANS, YOU DON’T EAT IT THE RIGHT WAY! And if you’re one of them, well my friend today is the day you will become as much obsessed with avocado, as I am! Speaking of, we could become avocado buddies! ? But before we get on how to properly eat avocado toast let me represent you my first avocado shirt! (You’re probably sitting in front of your computer saying this woman is gone mad) but I’m not, I swear! ? I have always wanted avocado shirt, but I didn’t found any, so I took matters into my own hands and bought me some stuff for embroidery and just sewn my favorite fruit right where my heart is! Haha okay, this is kind of creepy thing to say, I’ll admit that! So, that’s really all from my embroidery story, if I don’t count all the times I said:’’ G needle, thanks for always poking me at the SAME SPOT all over again!’’

And now, let’s all take some time to really learn how to make avocado toast! ❤

First of all, you will only need 4 ingredients and you already have three of them in your kitchen for sure. Go and buy yourself ripe avocado. For all of my Slovenian readers I buy avocado in Hofer which is already ripe. If you buy yourself unripe avocado just put it with apples and it will burst like a flower within two days! If you buy yourself like 7 avocados at once, just make sure you won’t put them all to cuddle with apples. I did that one time and in the end, ate avocados 7 days in a row… I’m not complaining tho’.☺️ The three ingredients I was talking about before, are: salt, pepper and garlic. Yes people, garlic! Just make sure you don’t leave the house for the rest of your day, believe me brushing your teeth and chewing gazillion chewing gums will not do any magic for you, so just stay at home or eat it for dinner. Don’t go around dating people, oh dear Lord, really don’t do that! ?

All you have to do, is slice up your avocado first, I do that with knife. Then you have to crush it with fork, then put on some salt, pepper and garlic. Mix it up and put it on the toast and that’s pretty much everything you have to do, to have the most perfect meal ever! ?

If you don’t want to eat the whole avocado spread, just put drops of lemon on it and put it in the fridge. The lemon will prevent avocado from oxidation and it will not change color. But if your avocado starts to change color into this darkish/greenish/brownish color don’t worry it’s all good, you won’t die!

So that’s all loves. Please try it and let me know how heaven really tastes like, that’s your chance!❤