This is Valentina, she is my classmate and I am in love with her! Straight up to the point with this one huh? How can I explain this…? I will never forget the day I first saw her! I started kicking my friend under the table, and just starred. My friend asked me what is it? And I said isn’t that the most gorgeous girl you have ever seen? Every single day, I see her, I start to sing: ”There she goes, there she goes again.” I had to tell her how stunning she is, otherwise I would have exploded. It’s funny thing when you tell someone that he/she is beautiful. They are just like, are you a lesbian or something? #awkwaaaaard! Like it was a compliment human, just take it, it’s for free! We are such an awkward and introverted population, us Slovenians! Someone admires you and gives you a compliment, and that person is either a lesbian, a weirdo, or a stalker, like what’s wrong with being a stalker? #justkidding! One day I just stopped her in the middle of the street and babbled out:’’ Okay Valentina, I can’t do this anymore!’’ (In my head there was voice telling me:’’ What on earth are you doing? Are you going to break up with her or smth?’’) And then just said:’’ You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen!’’ She didn’t believe me, she still doesn’t believe me. I’m telling you woman, trust me!! She was so cute when I told her that, she is from Koper, so you can imagine how cute her response was in their slang. She’s always saying: ”You are crazy, you are crazy!!” It’s still cute though!
Valentina, you gorgeous lady, thank you for not thinking that I’m a weirdo or a lesbian #forgodssake and for accepting my love for you! I truly adore you.